The prime pun
What did amazon prime’s realtor say when they bought there land for there headquarters...
Now that’s some prime real estate
If Optimus Prime and his wife got a child...
.. and that child took all the attention growing up, Optimus Prime would become "trans(-)parent".
EDIT: I meant "had", not "got".
Nobody believes me when I say I can name the prime minister of Canada
I’m not sure if it’s true or false that he is the Prime Minister of Canada, but that his name is Justin
Only Canada's Prime Minister…
My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription!
it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13
Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular man’s laughter.
It's Prime Day! Is there anything you favor?
Why would you Google the prime minister of Israel?
My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is
That's some prime rib roast rith there
What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?
I know you think I'm joking when I say we have a French Canadian Prime Minister
The Prime Minister of NZ's kid gets sick at school.. What does the Principal decide?
My friend bet me 100$ I wouldn't be able to get the prime cuts of meat from the top shelf.
Why does the Prime Minister keep all his meetings post noon?
Because he is a PM, not an AM
I like to leave the volume on prime numbers only.
Have you heard the rumors about Canada’s Prime Minister?
You may think they’re fake, but they’re Trudeau
Did you hear? Someone killed Optimus Prime
Judge ruled it a case of vehicular-man slaughter.
Amazon prime
After getting laid off of work I can no longer to be afford to be an amazon prime member…
I had to break it to my wife that we must now be
Amazon U.S.D.A. Choice members
At first i didn't believe the prime minister of Canada's wife had corona virus
But then someone told me it was trudeau.
Our prime suspect is brassica rapa pekinensis
I'm not too sure about this Australian Prime Minister
Which prime number can go into 4?
What do you call a canadian prime minister that practises martial arts?
Prime numbers and stoners have a lot in common.
The higher they are, the more spaced out they become.
What do Ludacris and Optimus Prime have in common?
They both tell people to Roll Out.
Where does Optimus Prime go for lunch?
2 is a prime number against all odds.
A 97 year old was at the top of his prime
I had a horrible nightmare that my Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime service all got interrupted. .
Thank goodness it was only a bad stream
It's official The British Prime Minister has resigned.
It was expected though, It's the end of May after all.
Me and my friend stole a huge prime number.
After returning home, I said to him, "How the hell do we divide it?"
Why can you be arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular man’s laughter.
My friend wouldn't believe that Canada has a Prime Minster.
Why can you get arrested if you tell Optimus Prime a joke?
Vehicular man’s laughter.
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.
My college girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
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