I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
Address
Oh wait don't worry the joke has been postponed
I'm not sure what scared him more. MY naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived !
'Too Many'
I’m having problems with my male delivery.
Her: Ok. How many letters?
Me: Too many.
I’ve never heard him complain
'How many letters were there?' There were loads in there!
A new postman on a route sees that in outgoing mail are several letters he delivered a day before. He thinks it's odd and redelivers them to the right mail boxes. Next day he sees the same letters again and he gets curious and sees that they all were addressed to same street. He redelivers them again to the right mailboxes. Same thing happens on the third day, so he thinks hard and formulates a hypothesis. He wants to confirm it, so he decides to stop his route delivery and wait there rest of the day.
Around 7 pm, he sees 4 men come to the mailbox, take their letters and put them back into the outgoing bin. The postman runs over to them and asks "hey, you guys use Reddit?" - they say "yeah, how did you know?", The postman says "all that reposting is pissing me off guys"
My postman's off to Spain tomorrow for Christmas. I asked him if he was going to Parcelona.
He ignored what I believe to be my best joke of 2014.
Pat.
fee-mail
I said to him " That's ya lot"
He said "Small onion"
I was like, huh?
He said "That's Shallot" and walked out.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
I looked at it and said, “This isn’t for me.”
i scared the postman today by showing up to the door completely naked. im not sure what scared him more, the fact that i was naked, or that i knew where he lived
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me."
Her: But how many letters?
Me: Zero.
