Stop scrolling and paws to look at this pun.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Just another day at the paw-ffice.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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My cat came up to me and meowed imploringly then started massaging my leg with its paws...

My cat kneads me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Who is Meghan Trainor’s favorite Paw Patrol Pup?

She is all about that Chase, bout that Chase, no Rubble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwssoccer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks

"woof" guy replies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDogBoyMark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.

I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."

She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trich101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I want to start a gas company that deals exclusively in fuel derived from dog fossils. It’s going to be called Paw Petrol.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Big paws.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadohawk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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paw-fect
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What is a small dog raising it paw on a summer day called?

Microwaved hot dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Navi66
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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I'm having trouble measuring my dog's paw length

The ruler is saying 2 inches but my eyes are saying it's a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaTb0i8u
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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What animal is known for its paws?

A possum.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I’m looking for the man who shot my paw."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Nickolodean are doing an underwater version of paw patrol starting crabs

It's called Claw Patrol.

I managed to get a groan and an eye roll from the wife for that one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xoke
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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wearing a fursuit is a social faux paw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thylocine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Ice cube paw in my whiskey..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSSSK
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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What’s the difference between a lion with a thorn in its paw and a rainy day?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeplinehord
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Paw Patrol sounds too much like papa troll for it not to be a dad joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Boy does that dog look tired. I guess you could say he's ex-paw-sted
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πŸ‘€︎ u/only1benod
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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My dog stepped in blue paint with two of his paws

Hairy pupper and the half-blued prints.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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If cats and dogs watch tv. Do they press paws in the remote?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skee_bott
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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Sex change operations are one thing, but Human to animal operations really give me paws.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newt24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2017
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I wanted to wear my fursuit to the fancy dress party, but I was told it was a fashion faux paw.
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Big Paws

A bear walks into a restaurant and the waiter asks "what can I get ya?" The bear says, "I'll have the…............................. Mac and cheese" Waiter asks, "Why the big pause?" Bear says, "Well, I'm a bear!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simba_sings_opera
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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100 Paw-sitively Meow-nificent Cat Purr-ns Fur Mew to Use Whenev-fur Mew Need
  • Allow => A-meow
  • Apology => A-paw-logy
  • Appalling => A-paw-ling
  • Attitude => Cat-titude
  • Awesome => Paw-some / Claw-some
  • Awful => Claw-ful / Paw-ful
  • Because => Be-claws
  • Before => Be-fur
  • Bother => Bo-fur
  • Catastrophe => Cat-astrophe
  • Catastrophic => Cat-astrophic
  • Catch => Cat-ch
  • Clever => Claw-ver
  • Confusing => Con-fur-sing
  • Congratulations => Con-cat-ulations
  • Different => Dif-fur-rent
  • Disappearance => Disa-purr-ance
  • Familiar => Fur-miliar
  • Feeling => Feline
  • For => Fur
  • For real => Fur real
  • Forever => Fur-ever
  • Forget => Fur-get
  • Fortunate => Fur-tunate
  • Forward => Fur-ward
  • Friend => Fur-end
  • Furious => Fur-ious
  • Further => Fur-ther
  • Get or Got => Cat
  • Help me out => Help meow-t
  • History => Hiss-tory
  • Hysterical => Hiss-terical
  • Inferior => In-fur-ior
  • Kidding me => Kitten me
  • Konnichiwa => Konnichi-paw
  • Literally => Litter-ally
  • Literature => Litter-a-ture
  • Lost => Claw-st
  • Lying => Lion
  • Magnificent => Meow-nificent
  • Marvellous => Meow-velous
  • Minimum => Mew-nimum
  • Misery => Mew-sery
  • Moment => Mew-ment
  • Mountain => Meow-ntain
  • Move => Mew-v
  • Music => Mew-sic
  • Musician => Meow-sician
  • Never => Nev-fur
  • New => Mew
  • Now => Meow
  • Over => Ov-fur
  • Paper => Pay-purr
  • Pardon me => Paw-don me
  • Pause => Paws
  • Perfect => Purr-fect
  • Perhaps => Purr-haps
  • Permission => Purr-mission
  • Person => Purr-son
  • Personal => Purr-sonal
  • Persuasion => Purr-suasion
  • Places => Purr-laces
  • Please => Paw-lease
  • Portable => Paw-table
  • Positive => Paw-sitive
  • Possibility => Paw-sibility
  • Possibly => Paw-sibly
  • Precious => Purr-ecious
  • Prefer => Paw-fer
  • Preposterous => Pre-paw-sterous
  • Pretty => Purr-ty
  • Priceless => Purr-iceless
  • Prince => Purr-ince
  • Princess => Purr-incess
  • Puns => Purr-ns
  • Purpose => Purr-pose
  • Referring => Re-fur-ing
  • Respond => Res-paw-nd
  • Simple => Sim-paw-le
  • Suffer => Suf-fur
  • Superior => Su-purr-ior
  • Tale => Tail
  • Talent => Tail-ent
  • Tell => Tail
  • That’s all => Cat’s all
  • Unfortunate => Un-fur-tunate
  • Very => Furry
  • Whenever => Whene-fur
  • Wonderful => Won-fur-ful
  • You => Mew
  • Apologize => A-paw-logize
  • First => Furr-st
  • How are you? => Meow are mew?
  • Morning => Meowrning
  • Phon
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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Where did the dog jump down from and sprain his paw?

The woof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyrussianhiker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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I told my dog to put his front paws on my lap but he jumped on the couch instead

What an embarrassing four paw (faux pas) that was!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/furushotakeru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2017
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We went to Black Bear Diner for brunch and my oldest saw some slippers that look like bear paws

He asked if he could get them and said "I've always wanted bear feet." "Fine," I said, "take off you shoes." He did, smiling. Next, I told him "take off your socks." He excitedly eyed the slippers as he pulled off his socks. When he finished, I said "there, now you have bare feet." My wife just sighed and shook her head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2016
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My kids love the show paw patrol

Anytime the song comes on, I ask them were all the trolls are. I never see any trolls, which is strange considering the show is about their papa.

They are only 3, 5, and 7, but that joke is always good to make them laugh. "No daddy, you don't understand...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suuperdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2014
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A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I’m looking for the man who shot my paw."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, I'm looking for the man who shot my paw

A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, I'm looking for the man who shot my paw

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