Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.
They both have a great time.
I was taught to never use the Oxford comma
by Mrs. Henderson, my high school English teacher and a first-rate whore.
The Oxford comma...
...is necessary, critical and essential.
An Oxford comma walks into a bar...
Orders a gin, and tonic.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
;
So the police showed up at my house
Me: [hears knock on door] Who is it?
Trooper: State police identify yourself
Me: Police identify yourself
Trooper: State police
Me: Police
(Edit: messed up formatting)
What type of car did Jesus’s apostles drive?
A Christler
Couldn't give a sh!t
I'm out for breakfast with my S.O. who is a nurse and her family. She's telling us about her patient.
S.O. - He had a paralyzed bowel.
Her Dad - He didn't give a shit.
Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.
They both have a good time.
Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.
They both have a great time.
Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma goes to a bar.
Both of them had a great time.
Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma goes to a bar...
Both of them had a great time.
