An interesting title with originality
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_swagg_man_
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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I hope this subreddit upvotes originality!

originality!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InhumanThree1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2016
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Originality

Since someone recently said we should all start upvoting originality, here's your chance, dads!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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At dinner tonight, I made the greatest original pun I’ve ever heard and it went unappreciated.

My dad almost choked on a small flake of pizza crust, and he spent several minutes coughing in a loud and alarming way.

Finally he stopped, and he was all better. Someone caused him to chuckle, which triggered another fit of coughing.

I said... β€œThat definitely didn’t go well; I think he had a β€˜re-laughse’!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iFunny_Migrant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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My six-year-old daughter just delighted me with a completely original pun: What do you call it when you have to go inside at the end of the day?

Funset!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bold0perator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2015
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I'm really upset about the lack of original puns here...

Like seriously, if I've read one, I've reddit all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBlackestLotus
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2016
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Original puns

Poetry is good for amateurs; literature is best left to prose.

I've somehow made a hobby of creating (often very nerdy) puns, wordplay, and absurdities. Some of them have been sold on t-shirts. Most of them just end up as a FB status. They are not (at) all great, but they are original, so far as I know. Now I'm going to leave them here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/briandherbert
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2014
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I have started a Pun-Based Youtube Channel! Comprised of Mostly my own Original Puns! youtube.com/watch?v=DmI_P…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TazerLad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2014
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Blog of original puns n stuff punflowr.tumblr.com/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conduit1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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My friend and I have this game we play...

If someone makes a pun, you have to reply in a pun... but it has to be on the same topic as the original pun. Sooooooooooooooooooo my friend had the most clever, best pun of all time... A 3 word combo. The topic was dairy... and he made a pun I didn't quite catch... so with his wit, he responded "I guess that one flew right pasteurize" My mind was shattered...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nazathan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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Stop basting my Lamb, you lamb-baster

So I came across a word today in my reading that I had heard before and was able to deduce it's likely meaning based in the context it was used, however, to be safe, I looked it up anyway and while reading the book definition came up with what I hope is an original pun (phrase)...

Context: When someone is giving you a hard time you can say, "stop basting my Lamb, you lamb-baster"

lambaste - criticize (someone or something) harshly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Textipulator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Dad joke escalation

Dad was visiting last week, talking about his household projects he did. He mentioned that he got his septic tank emptied before winter, and that 'it was a shitty job'. He then tells me that his neighbor also had to get his tank emptied, so the service truck also emptied the neighbor's tank at the same time. He smiles and says, "Well, my neighbor and I finally got our shit together!"

He said he was very proud of himself for making an original pun like that. I patted him on the shoulder, looked him in the eye and said, "I can always appreciate an organic pun."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fish-Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2016
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Originally posted by u/UnidentifiedSpecie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilentBlackout_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Thought this pun was original. It is not.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/somenerdnamedtom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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'Tis the season for original content :^)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlipBleepBloop00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Cake day original joke! Why don’t penguins like eating clown fish?

Because they taste funny!

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Did you know Tristan was originally a nickname?

People were sick of having to write out Stanstanstan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diatonicnerds
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Don’t know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didn’t get it(third line)
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Did you know the PS5 was originally going to be called the PSPSPSPSPS.

But it was attracting cats too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatomaster_72
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated." And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Original: Blursed_Wow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayushvrma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I made a joke saying this Thanksgiving would be extra special because we'll be spreading around diseases like the original Thanksgiving. Someone told me "too soon".

They were right. I should have waited until next week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Did you know french fries aren’t originally from France?

They were first cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awag80
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Coronavirus is now all over the world

But China got it right off the bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Said_It_in_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Our company
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sobie02
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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My mom says my dad was of Persian origin.

Ee-ran away when I was a child.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasprobot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Callmecarson origins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fieldsofglory-MP
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Red Barron Originally Planed To Incorporate an Amelia Earhart Line Of Pizzas Into Their Brand.

But didn't because they felt no one would be able to find them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoManner8265
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Did you hear about the blind carpenter?

He picked up the hammer and saw.

(my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimplisticAnswer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I wasn't originally planning to get a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Historians have traced the origins of flatulence jokes to ancient egypt

It turns out they all have a toot in common

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DargeBaVarder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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When the original drummer of the Beatles left the band...

All Best were off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/behold_the_man
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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The man who invented the umbrella was originally gonna call it "brella"

But then he hesitated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsa_sharptooth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Conspiracy theorists will never be able to find the true story of the coronavirus' origins...

It was all COVID up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/msboogers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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This is a repost because I couldn’t crosspost. The original poster was u/Teambrokeoff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxSpiderRebelxX
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).

In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I recently decided to learn sign language...

So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgt-Cowboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDisneyDork
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...

He re-Poe-ed them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Why do police get to riots early?

To beat the crowd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srivapal
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I asked the trainer at the gym, which machine I should use to impress the ladies?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I wasn't originally planning on getting a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant...

...but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopDawg117
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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The man who invented the umbrella was originally going to call it the β€œBrella”

But then he hesitated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadynasty94
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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