Oral Hygiene Puns

A list of puns related to "Oral Hygiene"

My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started. I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you..."

"...have plaque on your wall?"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 21 2020
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Me: "Be good with oral hygiene. Buying new teeth is really expensive."

Dad: "False."

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.

Now all I need is a toothbrush.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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I hate dentists.

Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.

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👤︎ u/pokebandit91
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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