I had a guy try to tell me stuff to lubricate my pet lizard

Turns out it was just snake oil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imperial_Squid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.

She said they were in the non-friction section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I am reading a book on the history of lubricants.

It's non friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I'm reading a book called "The History of Lubricants".

It's non-friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shoopdebop
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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You know what grinds my gears?

Improper lubrication

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What's the best lubricant for wheeled furniture?

Caster oil.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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A customer called today looking for "organic, vegan, free-trade personal lubricant"

I've finally found a way to beat my meat cruelty free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotagoK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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The guy who invented hand sanitizer

Must be rubbing his hands together right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insideout97
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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My girlfriend started smoking

So I slowed down and applied lubricant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ar1stocrat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I am reading a book called β€œThe History of Lubricants.”

It’s non-friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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I am reading a book called β€œThe History of Lubricants.”

It’s non-friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I just read a great book on lubricants

It’s non friction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRichestCuck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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You know what grinds my gears?

Poor lubrication

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nigeriantoast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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