All hail to the frontline warriors, and obviously all hell to corona
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What's the most popular spice in hell?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
If hell is hot, then heaven's gotta be cold
Guess that's why they call it paradice
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I'm a lactose intolerant and this doesn't explain why I see hell after eating cheese
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I personally think that beekeeper suits are ugly as hell, but hey...
Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Kid: Itβs hot as hell in here. Dad, can get a protein shake?
Dad: Thereβs no whey in hell.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
The hell is wrong with manslaughter!!
Arenβt men allowed to laugh?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
hell yeah
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Would need one hell of a wig
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︎ May 24 2020
I can't believe I'm already going bald! What the hell?
That's last time I buy off-brand tires...
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Hell wigs out.
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︎ Jan 12 2020
"What the hell are you doing?" - "I have..."
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︎ May 07 2020
I think thereβs a special place in hell for my friend Dante, because heβs always trolling animal rights activists.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
HuaWei to hell
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︎ Apr 01 2019
It sure would be one hell of a confusion
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︎ Nov 10 2019
What do you call old people in hell?
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︎ May 26 2020
My dad banned me from saying "Hell", so I asked: "Have you thought of any alternative names for hell?"
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︎ Sep 18 2018
I saw a burglar trying to kick in his own door, so I asked βWhat the hell are you doing?β
He said, βLike everyone else, Iβm working from home.β
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︎ Apr 15 2020
I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
I recently misplaced some of my game pieces for Yahtzee, and honestly itβs been hell, so I decided to make some posters to put up around the apartment complex:
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︎ Apr 10 2020
βMy wife said: having a baby hurts like hellβ
I asked in response if she thought it was βBirth-whileβ
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︎ Mar 24 2020
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Hell-O
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︎ Dec 09 2019
I'm going to hell for laughing at this
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︎ Oct 14 2019
Back in the 80's...I was a teenager full of obsessions, even Phil Collins was one of them. What the hell was thinking back then..
... But hey !! Take a look at me now.
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︎ Mar 04 2020
My beekeeping brother stumbled upon my collection of honeybee legs, screaming "What the hell is this?"
I responded, "It's none of your bee's knees."
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Church is boring as hell
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︎ Apr 16 2019
Why the hell anyone would make a plant based burger is beyond
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︎ Dec 13 2019
Iβm looking forward to the new Hellβs Kitchen pasta episode
A real Al denteβs inferno
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︎ Jan 03 2020
There's a circle of hell for pin humour
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︎ Aug 07 2019
Thats one hell of a beeard
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︎ Aug 29 2019
A mathematician comes home drunk at 3 AM. His wife: Hey, you promised to be in by 1145. What the hell happened?
Him: No, I told you Iβll be home by a quarter of twelve.
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︎ Jul 15 2018
There is one hell of a difference between bent and hellbent
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Iβm going to hell for this
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︎ Mar 02 2019
I'm going to hell but I at least had fun.
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︎ Aug 18 2019
I know a woman who has committed herself to cleaning other peoplesβ homes indefinitely, and makes a hell of a lot of money for it.
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︎ Sep 28 2019
What you get when you play the song "walk with me in hell" at double speed?
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Today I found out there's a sect within Satanists that believes hell isnt fire and brimstone, but rather rime and ice.
This is why they say "Hail, Satan"
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Why are there gates to heaven and hell?
Because people are dying to get in
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︎ Oct 28 2019
If a cow died and went to hell, who would greet it?
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︎ Jun 18 2019
If someone does something dumb in Heaven/Hell, are they making a "grave-mistake"?
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︎ May 05 2019
Sister: Why the hell am I still down here?
Me: That's how gravity works.
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︎ Aug 27 2019
What does the devil say when he reads a joke. That was hell-arious
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︎ Apr 12 2019
You'll get your money in hell!
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︎ Dec 29 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Aug 04 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
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