I took the brakes out of my Ford Fiesta

Now the party never stops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RustyNails95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/racas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I left a couple of joints in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Siesta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Slumber parties should be called siesta fiestas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilsguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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My friend accidentally spilled a bottle of Ritalin in her Ford Fiesta

Now it's a Ford Focus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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My fiancΓ©e and I were talking about our upcoming wedding...

Her - "When we get married, can we honeymoon in Iceland?"

Me - "Sure."

Her - "And we can have a party in a fjord?"

Me - "We'd have a Fjord Fiesta."

Her - "Goddammit."

I'm getting an early start on this dad jokes thing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpikeMcAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2015
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Dad joke spotted in the wild
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteveAM1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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My coworker is getting a new car

She told me she wanted a Ford Fiesta in candy blue.

I responded "Fiesta, huh? Sounds like a party."

<Insert groans>

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tecun_uman
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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I left adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I left my Ritalin in my Ford Fiesta...

It's now a Ford Focus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starryem
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2015
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