My dad always told me that I could be any person I want. But the FBI disagreed with this.

Apparently identity theft is a crime.

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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Did you hear about the conjoined twins that got fired from the FBI?

they were double agents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vuksin
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Why did the one FBI agent say to the other?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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I just saw an announcement on TV. Seems there’s a fortune teller that happens to be a dwarf, wanted by the FBI

To sum it up, there’s a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corvette-Ronnie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Did you hear the secret joke that only the FBI, CIA, NSA and MI6 know?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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The FBI was shocked to uncover the inspirations of the train collecting serial killer.

He had loco-motives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigscarydaniel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What would a huge FBI scandal be called?

Investi-gate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I tell the FBI when I see two alligator siblings having sex.

I'm a gator-incest investigation instigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reesem03_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What does the FBI do when they go to sleep?

They go undercover

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cannabalisticdeer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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FBI has just announced about a mole on their organization. They are consulting Harry Potter about the situation

since he is good at catching snitches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What do you call a former FBI agent who now works delivering packages?

A Fed-Ex Ex-Fed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slekrons
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Why did the FBI search the duck

Because he was a known quack dealer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DSHeckingL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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The chemistry teacher rejoined the FBI after several years of teaching.

She became a reagent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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If you were dating a FBI agent and you broke up...

he would be your fed ex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krishini
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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Why did the FBI agent go to bed?

He needed to be undercover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuriousKillerPro
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Why did the FBI arrest the introvert?

He didn't want to open up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmowithhardpve
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Two male FBI agents went to dinner and a movie.

It was a federal man date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Ya know why we had to make the FBI agent leave the bar?

He kept bugging everyone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fall-Risk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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My FBI agent is cool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_vape_bleach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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The FBI was following a furry.

They were on his tail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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After high school Farris Bueller became one of the most controversial FBI directors in recent memory after his investigation of a sitting president

The investigation was known as the "Bueller Report"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thylocine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I used to be in the FBI, but I quit...

I guess you can say that I got fed up with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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The FBI has been hunting me down for sharing their master passkey. It rhymes with approved and it’s spelled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GPyleFan11
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Which insects work for the FBI?

The spy-ders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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What do you call an alligator who join the FBI?

An InvestiGator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmymata
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Why did the FBI agent quit his job?

He was Fed up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxface14
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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What is the Sovjet version of FBI called?

FBWe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VelvetLeviathan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Why do FBI agents always wear sunglasses?

To protect their FB-eyes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SK4T3RG4M3R
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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Why did the russian spy hate the FBI agent?

He kept bugging him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karpish_the_smol
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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Did you hear about the FBI director?

I guess we should've seen this Comey-ing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chixnwaffles
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2017
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Did you see that article where the FBI director related Hilary and Russia with his hate for the NE pats?

Should have been titled, "FBI director declares himself unpatriotic!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pozpills
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2017
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Concerning the FBI/Apple iPhone case going to the supreme court...

I don't understand: iPhone cases don't cost more than $50. Why does one need to go to the supreme court?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilogram007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2016
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The FBI was following a furry.

They were on his tail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Two male FBI agents went to dinner and a movie.

It was a federal man date.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2015
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