My wife sees Satan every week for evil lessons.

I have no idea how much she charges him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadeauxmarie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?

Deviled eggs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_tally
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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My friend called me in a panic and shouted, β€œAn evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...

...he’s really a big lyre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Why is North Korea so evil?

Because they have no Seoul.

Edit: Thanks for the support and for my first award everyone! I can’t take credit for the joke itself as a friend who passed a number of years made it up in high school, but I’m sure he’d be ecstatic to see the number of updoots and laughter it’s brought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fourchubio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Have you heard about the evil group of men who control all the world’s cheese?

The hallouminati

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Did you know Hannibal Lecter has a brother who’s even more evil and sadistic?

His name is Bilka... Bilka Lecter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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What do you call a waffle's evil twin?

Its alter Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motobuddha
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Only people sorting by new can see this gem. (Evil laugh)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What’s an evil hand’s favourite sport?

Bad Mitten

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kill_Them_Back
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Why are adults evil?

Because 18 is three sixes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Cats are evil

But a dog will consume your sole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shredbmc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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As the evil nano-bots swarmed the superhero’s wrist-based time piece, he exclaimed...

Not on my watch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Only a little evil
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadsPostingStuff
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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The Evil Queen was great at growing poisoned apples.

She was, however, terrible at cultivating evil pluots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreatJava
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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My evil clone is trying to attack me.

But I probably shouldn’t beat myself up over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name was…"

…Frank!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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A sage once set himself on fire to cleanse the monastery of evil smells. [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButterKnifeComics
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...

Is llama bad?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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If number 666 is evil,

then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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I heard people are blaming imaginary evil spirits for Micheal Jackson's death.

Guess they're blaming it on the boogie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aniketraghav7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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The evil queens mirror as been stolen.

Police are looking in to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I made a discovery in my attic that my evil house is plotting against me...

I discovered the floor plans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I overheard my USB drive plotting to do evil things to me ever since I unplugged it improperly from a computer.

It has become very corrupt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Wallace and gromit have released a new evil.

The cheese and krackern

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OttoTheGeezer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Glycine was known for its evil ways.

It was amino acid.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What do evil nuns all have in common?

Bad habits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakeMeADonut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Ash won’t be in EVIL dead 4! Know what I’m feeling?

It needs more Campbell!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Where do evil mathematicians go?

Prism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What do you call an evil anteater?

Ardth Varker

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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What do you call an evil potato?

A dick tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshuaFnBoyer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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What do you call evil fabric? Satin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QwerkyKeyboard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Why were people in the middle ages so medival and when did people advance from being mid-evil to advanced-evil?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tflightz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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How long has Anakin been evil?

Since the sith grade

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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An evil proctologist would be a pain in the ass.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueStonerT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Where does the evil calculator go when he dies?

1134

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bach563
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Jazz music is evil.

It promotes sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoviQ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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An evil wizard..

There was an evil wizard who hated mathematics. One day he decided that he would end math once and for all, by capturing the 10 digits, and locking the away forever in his secret prison. So he cast his spell, and all the digits, from 0 to 9 were under his influence. He put them in his magic sack and rode off to the prison. When he reached the prison, he opened the sack. To his horror, there were not 10, but 9 digits there. After searching thoroughly he realized that...it was the 1 that got away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?

Deviled eggs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kenne26
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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My friend called me in a panic and shouted, β€œAn evil wizard turned me into a tiny harp! I don’t know what to do!” Frantically, I drove all the way to his house only to find out...

...he’s really a big lyre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flamingkitten101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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My wife sees Satan every weekend for evil lessons.

I have no idea how much she charges.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadeauxmarie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What kind of eggs does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aderhold22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Few people know that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts.

His name was Frank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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if 666 is all evil

then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjidabest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother who was an evil scientist

His name was Frank Enstein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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