I walked downstairs this morning and my mom said "You're up!"
My dad then proceeded to say "Asia!" Of course we were confused so then he said "What? I thought we were naming continents."
I got Dad joked for Father’s Day.
To start, I’m a pretty big dude and sweat easily. At home, I have a big tower fan aimed at me 24/7. My wife hates the fan and it’s often a topic of “discussion”.
This morning, my wife gave me the heads up that my 7 yo son’s card was all his idea.
The card he made had a very detailed drawing of my tower fan on the front. I looked at it confusedly and opened it up to read:
“Dad, you are FANtastic!”
Best Father’s Day ever.
My dad hit me with this one last night while playing board games.
Me: Go ahead and draw seven cards.
Dad: Okay, can you give me a pencil?
Me: What for?
Dad: To draw seven cards.
