What do you call a group of deaf people?
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
My deaf girlfriend just told me, “We need to talk.”
My doctor told me I'm going deaf.
The news was hard for me to hear.
how did the fisherman go deaf?
listening to too much heavy-mackerel
Say what you want about deaf people......
No seriously say what you want 😂😂
My deaf wife was talking in her sleep last night.
Damn near poked my eye out!
Going to a rock concert is a near-deaf experience
Why are deaf people so good at trigonometry?
Because they know sine language!
What does a Deaf Gynecologist do?
When I told my mate I was going deaf, he asked, “what are the symptoms?”
I said, “they’re a yellow cartoon family with Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie”
When you see a deaf couple holding hands, maybe it's not a romantic gesture...
Maybe, they just want each other to shut the fcuk up.
I said to my kids, "Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do! Take Beethoven for example. They told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf!"
If a deaf person has to go to court...
is it still considered a hearing?
What do you call it when a deaf person faceplants in quicksand?
The deaf girl didn’t show up to her court case yesterday
I mean a deaf person with one arm the other day...
The conversation was pretty one-sided.
Why can't you change a deaf person's mind
They're not gonna hear you out
Having sex with a deaf person is like assassinating someone
They won't hear you cumming
2 years ago my doctor told me I’d go deaf
I haven’t heard from him since.
What do you call a serial killer who's deaf and blind?
i am deaf on both ears after working at the metal factory
I guess heavy metal is not good for my ears
I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle
Sam, don't sing, we're going deaf
Recently went camping with my deaf cousin.
What do you call a deaf man with a robotic arm
Me to my deaf friend: why risk going to a rock concert with the pandemic raging and all?
My deaf friend: heard immunity
My doctor told me I'm going deaf.
The news was hard for me to hear.
My deaf wife just told me "We need to talk."
My doctor told me I'm going deaf
The news was very hard to hear
My deaf wife just told me we need to talk.
What does a deaf gynecologist do?
What does a deaf gynecologist do?
My deaf girlfriend just told me that “we need to talk”.
What does a deaf gynecologist do?
What does a deaf man and a gynecologist have in common?
2 years ago my doctor told me I’d go deaf
I haven’t heard from him since.
My doctor told me I'm going deaf.
The news was hard for me to hear.
My deaf girlfriend just told me “We need to talk.”
My doctor told me I was going deaf.
The news was hard for me to hear.
What do you call a deaf person ?
My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night.
Damn near poked my eye out.
What does a deaf gynaecologist do?
My deaf girlfriend just told me, “We need to talk.”
My deaf girlfriend just told me “I think we need to talk.”
My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night.
Damn near poked my eye out.
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