What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Be impressed about my top-floor DIY walk-in closet for my denim wear.
You can call me a jean attic engineer
As we drove past Ikea, my dad began one of his rants “Why do people want Swedish furniture? The fancy closet in my bedroom was built by a good ol’ fashioned local carpenter, none of this foreign import rubbish!” He was surprisingly vocal...
In today’s inclusive culture; people are finding love from many sources. One lady was dating her closet; but, unfortunately the love affair ended.
The lady didn’t like her lover’s many hang ups.
What should you say when you pop out of a janitor's closet?
My daughter came into my "home office" (closet) and said, "You wanna hear a joke?" I told her that I did
Daughter: "Quarantine."
Me: . . .
Daughter: "You don't get it. It's an inside joke."
How warm is a janitors closet?
How does a chemist come out of the closet?
-"mom, dad, im made of gallium and yttrium"
-"what?"
-"im GaY"
I finally came out of the closet
Son: Dad there is a monster coming out of my closet
Dad: Don't worry son, just be supportive.
Pansexuals shouldn’t come out of the closet
They should come out of the pantry
Grandma came out of the closet today.
We were looking for her all day yesterday.
What did a man said. When he came out of a closet?
I have a cricket in my heater closet who sings all night long
I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.
We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...
"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"
One of the T-shirts in my closet asked the other one : Whats up mate.
The other T-shirt replied : Nothing much. Just hanging out here.
What do you call a teacher that farts in the closet?
They discovered a new Pokemon in a closet.
They are calling it a Pikatchu.
What happens when a closet goes into fighting
I had a business organizing closets...
but my prices were too low and I soon went bankrupt. I had no sense of shelf-worth.
My dumb friend is a closet racist
Closets aren't even a race!
My daughter occasionally raids my wife's closet for clothes to wear
She's like a fashion Mongol
As my wife was cleaning out the closet, she suddenly shouted excitedly, "Can you believe it?! After 10 years and it still fits!"
I laughed, "Babe, it's a scarf!"
A house is not a home until there's an elephant in the room, a skeleton in the closet, a boogeyman under the bed, and a bun in the oven
Cleanin’ out my closet of puns.
Why was the poker player's closet messy?
Because he never wanted to fold
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