Did anyone see the news story about the HIV virus mutating to affect citrus plants?

It can cause lemon AIDS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I've recently started writing an Ebook about the history of citrus fruits.

It's nowhere near finished, but the first chapter's on lime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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So I order a drink on the rocks with a hint of citrus...

I was given a drink with limestone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hot_Viking_DILF
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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The most beautiful sub on this website is r/citrus.

It’s sublime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Citrus got real!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappLegend
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What do you call a helpfull citrus?

A lemonaid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oswaldium
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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There was a sale on citrus fruit at the grocery store...

It's for a lime-eted time only!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam-A-Tron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I wanna start a citrus NGO

I'll call it Lemonaid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamSamG
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What do you call a citrus fruit when it has been crossed with a cat?

A felime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I've been sitting quietly under citrus trees all day, and I must say...

I feel sublime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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A lot of Chinese people enjoy discussing their love of citrus.

They particular like to talk all things Mandarin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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My wife started coming down with the flu, and I asked if she'd had some citrus. "Oh, I forgot," she said. To which I replied:

"Orange you glad I reminded you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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My friend traded an old jalopy for a citrus fruit...

It was a lemon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What happens when citrus fruits work overtime?

They get lime and a half...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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What did Mr. and Mrs. Citrus name their daughter?

Carolime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marc_the_shell
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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How did the citrus fruit do on the golf course?

He hit an orange slice!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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What do citrus fruits use to get dates?

Pickup limes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits...

He loves being in the limelight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Among all the subreddits I visit everyday, I enjoy r/citrus the most.

It is sublime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Did you hear about the citrus embezzling scandal?

They were liming their pockets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EndlessArgument
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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What do first responders give to a citrus farmer after an accident?

Lemon Aid

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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What citrus drink do The Beatles like?

Lennonade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gfunk777
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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What do you call fake citrus?

Pulp Fiction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swagni_Main
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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What do you get when you make explosives out of citrus?

Lemonades.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fooey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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Whats a citrus fruits favorite color?

orange.

My 10 year old's first dad joke. sniffs They grow up so fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomPerson696
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2016
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Why is /r/citrus so pleasant to visit?

Because it’s sublime.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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