Two hats were having a chat

"You stay here," one said, "I'll go on ahead."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PettyLikeTom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Discord chats sometimes have gold
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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F in the chat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/den434
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I had an amazing chat with a dolphin earlier who I had just met.

We just clicked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat?

It's usually pretty dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRobotYoshi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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In a group chat with my girlfriend and her dad and he sent this

https://imgur.com/a/zLeRYMp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syncopatedsouls
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I'm sorry, but I'm extremely proud of this one, and nobody in the chat found it funny =(
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ennis88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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my dad made a dad joke in the family group chat...

Dad: Where do penguins keep their money?

Me: their wallets

Dad: A snow bank!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Group chat FIRING UP with πŸ”₯ puns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cultureShocked5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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F in the chat for all the batteries in the world who have died.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeltedSSD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I wanted to video chat with someone so I stole an iPhone

And now I'm going to face time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samstradamus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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F in the chat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Curtbot9001
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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This one went by cold with the rest of the chat. Stone-cold.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoneblosom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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My boss shared this in my work chat today, it took me a moment...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/errorFohOhFoh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.

I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."

She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trich101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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F's in the chat for my guy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slapdepizza
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Some girl just tried to chat me up by telling me how much potassium, on average, is in a banana.

I just sat there like, K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paramedork
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Dividing a group chat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateMonsune
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Saw this on my sisters group chat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boidoy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Family group chat asking my Dad about the giant bottle of Mustard he bought

A pump? No, I just refill a smaller squeeze bottle to fit in the fridge.. but I relish all the comments you guys made. - Bryan (59)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hali_Stallions
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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I crucified the chat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/am_i_Baruk_or_Jo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Pun Chat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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An epic exchange of air travel puns in a group chat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eastawat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Nobody laughed in work chat. :
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phisch27
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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My chat full of childless Dad's were on a roll
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wronkey360
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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A sweet old man who stops by to chat when he goes out for a walk told us this joke. (His wife had said "Don't tell anyone your silly joke... It's horrible.")

Old Man : "Never fall in love with a tennis professional."

Us : "Why Not?"

Old Man : "Because love means nothing to them."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2015
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Ang meant to say specifically and was roasted in the family chat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurtyHooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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My wife doesn't talk too much, but she LOVES to chat, so I'm joining a support group for compulsive talkers:

On-And-On Anon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Having someone join a voice chat while their parents are vacuuming really sucks.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TLop_123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Thanos, Hulk and Iron Man craeated a geoup chat.

It's called snapchat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UkuSw0w
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Her: what took you long? Me: you dont say. I just had a chat with our son bout how he should be wearing a proper underwear instead of diapers,

It was just a brief discussion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aplikante011
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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My friends wanted to ban me from the group chat for this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pennyroyal51
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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Nice chat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taricool777
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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F in the chat

Two peanuts were walking down the street One was a salted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cs0082
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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When my roommate streams on Twitch I like to invade his chat with puns. Thought you might enjoy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordsyphilitis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Two geese having a chat.....

....”Yes, my husband has gone on a trip to Africa” β€œUganda?” β€œ No, I’m a goose, my husband is a gander!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Pun chat in the tindersphere... Please r/puns, can we have a collective β€œuggghhhhh” that these people even exist?
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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So... Heard you like cheesy chat up lines?...

Well you're always going to have a Gouda time with me!... πŸ˜‰πŸ˜œ

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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A chat me and my uncle had about lamps prnt.sc/l7ov6z
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitchellb1440
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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A chat about kicking my nuts when... sorry not sorry
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeraOnion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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[from a chat] friend: really random side note: my sleeve smells like jam and idk why

Me: were you having a jamboree earlier?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reeper147
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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My friend said he wanted a chat over coffee

I said, "There's far more interesting topics than that."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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My friend sent a picture in a group chat of her wearing 3 pairs of shades.

I said "You shouldn't go out in public like that. You would look shady." No one responded. I apologized for the lame joke. I tell lame jokes like this all the time and that might have been the last straw. What do I do? Help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OkArmordillo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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I had an amazing chat with a dolphin earlier who I had just met.

We just clicked.

I am sorry. So, so sorry...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkBlueMullet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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