How does a Hawaiian baritone laugh?

A-low-ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oreimostar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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Hahahahaha bears don’t eat me please I have a wife and kid

Q: What’s does the polar bear sing in the choir?

A: Baritone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BriskyCheerio7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Dad: I heard a singer today taunting me

Kid: What?

Dad: The singer was a good looking fellow, and his friends danced on the walls

Kid: What?

Dad: The singer was well dressed, and he kept taunting me

Kid: What?

Dad: He was so rhythmic and his baritone voice was so smooth - but he kept taunting me

Kid: What are you talking about Dad?

Dad: The singer! He said he would lend me some, but not all of his Pixar DVD collection

Kid: Who was this singer?

Dad: Rick something

Kid: Rick something?

Dad: Rick something, and he said he was never going to give me Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Dad joke made during a band performance.

My band had a performance yesterday. We have three saxophone players. One of plays only Alto saxophone, one of them alternates between playing Alto, Tenor and Baritone saxophone and the last plays both Tenor and Baritone saxophone.

The second two kept swapping each other's instruments or one of the other saxophones they had in the background. So at one point we had to wait for them to change while the rest of us were all ready to start playing the next song.

So, trying to make it less awkward for the audience I turn to them and I says 'I'm sorry, they're just playing ... Musical Instruments'

There was a collective groan/laugh from the audience and the drummer went ba-dum-tish And the trumpeter gave me a little wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaah

I'm still giggling about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gonnnondorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2014
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My wife totally dad joked me hard tonight.

Background: my wife sleeps a lot in the summer. Since she's a teacher, she's off all summer. Sometimes for 12 hours (which we refer to as a 12er)

So I was telling her that I can take the night and morning shift to feed our newborn, so she could get at least a 10er. To which she said "maybe even a baritone"

She's so much better than me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bikebeard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2014
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Finally Dad joked my dad last night

Setting: Dad found a ten-dollar bill (he thought it was a five) on the microwave and wanted to know if it was mine.

Dad: Is this your fiver?
Me: ...that's not a five.
Dad: Oh. Is this your tenner?
Me: No, I'm a baritone.

I found it much funnier than he did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobotWaffleJr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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