Baking Soda Puns

A list of puns related to "Baking Soda"

I have a baking soda joke

I bet it’ll get a rise out of you

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👤︎ u/Josentangles
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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I would like a set of containers for my kitchen. I would like to store my baking soda, borax, milk of magnesia, drain cleaner, and ammonia. Most importantly, they need to have very secure lids.

I like to keep all my bases covered.

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👤︎ u/Legitimate-Hair
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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What did the lemon juice say to the baking soda?

Ya basic!

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👤︎ u/jspittman
📅︎ May 06 2020
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I tried to cook dinner for my wife, but I accidentally added washing soda instead of baking soda.

She’s foaming at the mouth.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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My wife is mad at me because I didn’t know the difference between washing soda and baking soda.

It left her foaming at the mouth.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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What kind of soft drink do stoners like?

Baking soda

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👤︎ u/UlteriorCovert
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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Dad is full of hot air

I was having dinner with a friend's family. Her grandmother starts telling us about her secret to cooking digestible beans. She says the secret is to boil them with a little baking soda to release excess gas.

Her dad is listening and perks up when she says this. "you know her real secret right? She only cooks 239 beans at a time"

We all look at him puzzled, grandma included.

"Well if she cooked one more they would be too farty!" (240)

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👤︎ u/-MOPPET-
📅︎ Aug 01 2015
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