What do you call legal attire?

Law suits

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The taylor at the local men's clothing shop kept trying to help me find wedding attire despite my wishes. He finally gave up and said

Suit yourself

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Attire
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Attire on display
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An American spy is in Soviet Russia, digging up information on a powerful Russian politician. He finds him in a bar, walks in dressed in Russian attire, pretending to be Russian. Everybody in the bar looks at him, but he keeps his cool. He orders a drink and walks to the politician...

"Greetings, comrade." says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy."

The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, "That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!"

He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers.

"Very good, very good!" says the politician. "But I still think you are spy."

The man continues to keep his cool.

"I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!"

He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.

"Amazing! You are skilled!" says the politician.

The spy smirks.

"But I still think you American spy."

The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed.

He replies, "I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!"

The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest.

The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka.

After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar.

In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats, "You are good, you are good... but I still think you are spy."

The American spy, piss drunk, loses his skill and gives up.

"Okay, you got me. I am an American. But what made you think that way, after all this time?"

The Russian politician replies, "There aren't many black people in Russia."

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Attire

Whats the difference between a man in a suit on a bike and a man in casual clothes on a tricycle?

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolasianboy69420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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A whole, attire paragraph
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waffletastic__
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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TIL tanktops are the most constitutional attire

We have the right to bare arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hitmonleesin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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What's the farmers favourite attire?

The crop top

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilGra
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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The correct attire
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dylan_adams90
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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Dad got me when I asked about his attire

Me: "Hey dad, where'd you get that shirt?"

Dad: "My closet"

The entire family groaned at that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayman601
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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Dad, always wearing the proper attire.

Link

This is not my content, which is sorta kinda against this r/'s policy, but I couldn't find it on here and thought it fit perfectly. If mods have a real beef with me posting it, I'll happily take it down.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What's the difference between a horribly dressed person on a two wheeler and a nicely dressed person on a three wheeler?

Attire

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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What’s the difference between a man riding a bicycle and a scruffy man riding a tricycle?

Attire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archiewalton09
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Suit-ably attired
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NameViolation666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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How’s a bike different from a trike?

Not much. There’s really only one wheel difference.

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What’s the difference between a guy with formal wear on a bicycle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle?

Attire

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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A man brought his trike to a 4 Wheeler convention but was refused at the door for not following the dress code.

They told him that he was missing attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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A call to all teacher dads!

This isn’t a dad joke, but I’m recruiting the best of the best.

I’m a new teacher headed into a middle school science class, and need all the good dad jokes y’all can come up with so I can leave my students blind from all the eye rolling that’s in store for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daugarten
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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So me and my girlfriend are out shopping for clothes...

Her: "My friend Van would love this shirt!"
Me: "I didn't know vehicles needed attire."
She gives me the 'are you serious' look.
Me: "Oh wait, they need at least four."
She proceeds to walk away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WTFrank
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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Dadjoked my sister at Costco

Her:picks up pair of pants and smells them "Ugh, they smell like a tire."
Me: "Well obviously, they're clothes."
Her: "What? That doesn't make sen-- OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO STUPID."

It was the highlight of my day.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle..?

Attire.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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What is the difference between a man in a tuxedo riding a bicycle and a bum on a tricycle?

Attire

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed monkey on a tricycle and a well-dressed monkey on a bicycle?

Attire

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a badly dressed man on a bicycle?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle ?

Attire

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on bicycle and a well-dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle

Attire

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

Edit: Thanks for the silver (my first metal)!!

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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a unicycle?

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What does an axle wear?

Attire.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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What's the difference between a well-dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man in on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

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