What American President had the highest approval rating among pirates?

F.D. Arrrrrrrr!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Seal of approval
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prlmn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Seal of approval
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mliepins11
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I got his seal of approval. v.redd.it/ps7izkqtaq931
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Invalleria
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spikspark86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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This gets the Seal of Approval.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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The cutest approval.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonujohny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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This meme has my seal of approval
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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Dad joked my sister, got a dad nod of approval.

My dad, sister and I were driving in the car when she pointed out a construction site.

Her: "They're putting in a Duck Donuts over there." Me: "Oh. I heard they're not going to take credit cards." H: "What? Why not?" M: "I don't know, but they'll only take bills."

Took her a few seconds to get it. Dad just looked at me and nodded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFarLeft
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2014
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Can i get your seal of approval?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/29DavesLater
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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Literal seal of approval.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jasonjuniorgray
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2015
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Got a defetead sigh from my son and a nod of approval from a fellow dad.

Was waiting in line at the consession stands to buy popcorn and a drink.

Me, "What do you want son?"
Son, "Can I get a large popcorn and an raspberry Icee?"
Me in a very contemplative tone, "You want an Icee, hmm, I see"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlui
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2015
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Got the nod of approval from my dad

Got home and walked into the kitchen, something smelt really good. Walked over to the slow cooker and see food in there. Go and find my dad and ask "is it alright if I have some of the food from the slow cooker?" He replies "yes" and on my way out the room he shouts "its chilli by the way!" I walk back into the room with a smug grin and ask "oh, so should I warm it up?" After a second, he clicks and I get the satisfying nod.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keepoccino
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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Dadjoked my sister and got my Dad's approval

Sister: "Do you like Mushrooms, Alex?"

Me: "I can't say that there is Mushroom in my heart for them."

When my Sister retold this to my Dad, he let out a laugh and said he was proud of me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexl1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2015
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Made this today (My British friends approved)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FindingOk1880
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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One of my daughters wants to marry the mailman...

But I won’t letter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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I wish Covid-19 had started in Las Vegas.

Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtosThunder
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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What's the highest rank in the popcorn army?

Kernel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Michael Scott approved
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meow__meg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Never ever spell part backwards,

It's a trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cptn-Cardinal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Texted this to my actual dad and he approves /r/Cheese/comments/mfv8us…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhEmGeeRachael
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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I call my horse Mayo.

And sometimes Mayo Neighs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iNeedHealing24_7
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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My boss just told me that I’m the worst mailman he has ever seen.

Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Breaking news: Scientists have developed a soundtrack that boosts mental well being and improves immune response to Coronavirus

If approved by the FDA, it will greatly enhance heard immunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LateralAxes
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?

Tanks for that.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Beware!
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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pun police approves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zaq-frost
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What do you call Cyclops if he transitioned?

An eX-Man

Hope I don't get banned but I approved the joke with my friends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LykoStudios
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Eeyore would not approve
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lams1d
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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This post, officer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Joe Biden approves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_Young6138
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What’s the difference between a baked sweet potato and a forcefully flying pig?

One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Columbus_Explorer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Right of passage!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gazHC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Our cat didn't approve of my pats...

They weren't up to scratch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psychswot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Poop jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes...

But they’re a solid number 2!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddysbrat18
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?

It’s a little meteor.

(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkyrieAssassin1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What an achievement

When a semi-aquatic mammal in Antarctica likes what you're doing...you have the seal of approval

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frudedude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch! πŸŽƒ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadynasty94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Why wouldn't the fish inspector approve the clam's new shell?

Because.....

It wasn't a-fish-shell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voidtype
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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After a year of waiting, my publisher finally approved my book on gardening

It's about Thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flashblazer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I hate telling people I'm a taxidermist.

When they ask, "So, what do you do for a living?" I just say, "Oh, you know... stuff."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bellazelle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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I sea what you did there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lekh27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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I don't approve political jokes..

I've seen too many of them get elected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfy189
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I have a horse that's really asthmatic and I'm scared it may not make it. The vet prescribed some

bronco-die-laters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Letthembeefcake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?

Because they don't have pockets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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My parents don't approve of my girlfriend because she's a melon.

I asked her to run away with me and get married, but without legs she canteloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Halmagha
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Working on a cannabis based beef marinade.

The steaks have never been higher...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Our cow just gave birth and she's been sleeping better...

now that she's de-calf-einated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpep0469
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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The Beach Boys approve
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πŸ‘€︎ u/McLovinMyBacon
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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I quit my job as a postman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.

I looked at it and thought, β€œThis isn’t for me.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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My friend to said to me "there's no situation where a contraction makes sense but its split from doesnt"

I said "aren't there?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Short_Artist_Girl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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My son was rejected from Indiana University. Feeling persistent, he asked me if he should call one of the advisors and plead for admission.

I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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