Anesthesiologist Puns

A list of puns related to "Anesthesiologist"

Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

...an ether/oar situation...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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What is an anesthesiologist's favorite holiday animal?

The ether bunny.

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👤︎ u/jj8o8
📅︎ May 11 2021
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I asked my brother how his date went. He said he found out she was an anesthesiologist.

Talk about a snooze fest.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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What is a German anesthesiologists favorite time of day

9:30

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👤︎ u/NotBilroy
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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Born to be an anesthesiologist.
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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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I told my dad I wanted to be an anesthesiologist.

He said, "Knock yourself out."

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👤︎ u/KemalKinali
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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I dated an anesthesiologist once but it didn’t work out

I didn’t feel anything

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👤︎ u/Trtlman
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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I know this Anesthesiologist. Dude is boring as hell.

Every time I'm around him he puts me to sleep.

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👤︎ u/LHMark
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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What did the lazy anesthesiologist say before surgery?

Knock yourself out.

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👤︎ u/matcrisp74
📅︎ Jan 21 2018
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Discussion with an Anesthesiologist

This happened verbatim on Tuesday afternoon.

Discussing emergency surgery on my one month old son with the anesthesiologist. I said:

"I hope you have an alternate method for putting him to sleep. He isn't too good at counting back from 100 yet."

While the doctor got a good chuckle out of that my wife dropped her head into her hands and said "dadjokes. It's too soon for that crap."

It is never too soon for dadjokes!

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👤︎ u/Thonlo
📅︎ Nov 21 2014
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...

It was an ether/oar situation...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas, or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/-wao
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Before my surgery the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

Said it was ether/oar.

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan
📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offer to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/mpmellor
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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Before my surgery, my anesthesiologist gave me the choice of being knocked out by gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/coadnamedalex
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to use gas or knock me out with an oar.

It was an ether/oar decision.

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👤︎ u/acromantulus
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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